Sometimes I get the feeling that my doctors think I'm lying to them. Especially when it comes to the topic of sex ...well exclusively when it comes to sex. I get double takes, and raised eyebrows. Yes. Yes really I'm NOT sexually active. No not at all. I'm a virgin, yes. No I don't use tampons...nothing goes up there. Why this is such a shocker to these medics, I have no idea. Is it that uncommon? If it is, more of a reason to stay the way I am. I like being different. A "needle in the haystack" of sorts.
So, Dr. Cold-Eyed-Post-Grad-Degree, if you try and shove a large, foreign object up my cooch, I might hurt a bit. Take a note for the next virgin you think is lying to you ;-)
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